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Janine Turner: Convert Your Liberal Friends To Reasonableness By Calling Them...
Famous 1990s actress Janine Turner (“Northern Exposure,” “The Night of the White Pants”) has joined the other most famous lady GOPer, Victoria Jackson, in going full wingnut, as you could probably tell...
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Ann Coulter: Hollywood Libels Businessmen By Telling Their True Stories
Ann Coulter has a guest opinioner in The Hollywood Reporter, and she has some thoughts she would like to share on that mean old Hollywood and how it is always smearing priests and WASPs and Southerners...
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Thad McCotter Interrupts Tragicomic Midlife Crisis To Conquer Hollywood With...
Thad McCotter’s downward spiral from Congressman/vanity presidential candidate to publicly humiliated wretch of a man continues. Unable to purchase even 50 votes at the Iowa Straw Poll or collect...
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Fox News Suddenly Loves Hollywood Elitists After Clint Eastwood Yelled At A...
You guys, pity poor Hollie Mckay, entertainment/celebrity columnist and writer of the “Pop Tarts” column on the Fox News website! Most people in her line of work get to just wallow in America’s sleaze...
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Hollywood Liberals Conspire To Give R Rating To Children’s Film About Andrew...
Sorry, kids, but Pixar’s newest release, Hating Breitbart, will be rated R, so you will have to either sneak in with fake IDs or wait for it to appear on Encore in, oh, three months. The Daily Caller...
View ArticleRad Dudes Riot For Totally Good Reason That Isn’t Stupid At All
Skateboarding is not a crime, HENGHHH? Well, that is just obviously true. Except when 1500 rad dudes break a bunch of shops and do Ollies (?) up on people’s cars for the totally good reason that isn’t...
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Caption This Teabag Abortocaust Terrist Truck!
Your compatriot Limey Lizzie sends in this photo from the wilds of Holly Woode. She likes the lockbox — for firearms? — while we are partial to the sticker that says simply and elegantly “So Is Your...
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Republicans To Meet In Hollywood Den Of Iniquity, We Feel Like We Have Heard...
We are having such a strong deja vu, fellow wonkdiddles, as the LA Times reports that the Republicans will be meeting in Hollywood because “minorities” and “50 State Strategy” and “Dean Scream” and...
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Instapundit Glenn Reynolds Will Now Dumbsplain Why Barack Obama Is Like A...
If there is one thing for which we can always count on the Ole Perfesser, Glenn “Instapundit” Reynolds, it is his propensity for churning out columns of such rank stupidity and willful ignorance that...
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Sure, Barack, Your Dream Job Is To Host ‘SportsCenter,’ You Regular Guy, You
Oh, golly Barack, we get it, underneath all the policy wonkiness and stiffness and discomfort, you are just a regular guy, aren’t you? Which is why you’re always soundin’ so perfectly natural when...
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History Shocker! Ayn Rand Helped FBI Find Communist Influence In ‘It’s A...
Before War On Christmas 2013 fades into memory, let’s take a look at how the FBI examined a Christmas Classic for evidence of communist propaganda. According to a nifty article in Aphelis, Frank...
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Let Ben Shapiro Explain To You How Liberalism Killed Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Ladies and gentlemen, Conservative Thought Leader Ben Shapiro has some Thoughts on the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman. See, we thought we were rather uncharitable yesterday when we were feeling angry...
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Michele Bachmann Bravely Stands Up For Oppressed Straight People Everywhere
Michele Bachmann leads a rough life. Despite being a Congresswoman, former presidential front-runner, and a national spokesperson for Crazy Eye Syndrome, she has a problem. As a straight person, she...
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Glenn Beck Tired Of Wasting Life, Wants To Make Movies Or Be A Cowboy...
Looks like Glenn Beck is having another of his mood swings, and has decided that everything is terrible, he’s tired of politics, and he just wants out. We feel ya, Glenn (not literally, oh no, heavens...
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Sultan Of Brunei Getting His Sharia All Over Your Hotel Towels
So, it turns out that there are two kinds of “sharia law.” One is the kind that teabaggers and paranoids think is sneaking into all the schools because some 11th-graders in a language club said the...
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Fox & Friends: God Hates Feminists
Attention ladies! Do you know what you want, what you really really want? Probably not, so how about you listen to these three hotties – WHOM YR WONKETTE RESPECTS FOR THEIR MINDS AS WELL AS THEIR...
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We’re Not Even Sure Where Mexico Is, But We Can Probably Still Invade It
Yeah, yeah, we know the cantaloupe-shaped drug mule baby migrants hopped up on birth control are invading our country (or they’re already here!) to infect us with ebola or murder our pretty white...
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Glenn Beck Is Sick And Tired Of All This Racism Against Glenn Beck
Guys, we don’t know if this is further evidence of Glenn Beck’s broken brain, or if it’s just in the script, or maybe yes all of the above. But it’s classic Glenn Beck, in that it sure seems like his...
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Terrible Elite Westside Jerks Now Giving Mickey Mouse Measles
Disneyland: it’s the Most Magical Place on Earth. So magical that among recent attendees, at least 19 have been diagnosed with measles, a disease much of the planet had essentially eradicated. Despite...
View ArticleSeattle Earthquakes, Unborned Fetus Parts And Gawker! Your Weekly Top Ten.
Hey Wonkers, happy Sunday afternoon! We hope you are full of brunch and joy and whatever else you like to be full of, dicks probably. So it’s time to count down the top ten posts of the week, aren’t...
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