Get Ready For Your Closeup, Fraudulent Quacky Anti-Vaxx Doctor Guy! Your...
Greetings, screen fans! It’s time once again for your weekly tincture of intolerable bullshit, the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we’re going to the land of Stars! Hollywood! It seems that the fine...
View ArticleShrieking Meth-Banshee Michelle Malkin Makes Angry List Of All The Boobies...
Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.
View ArticleUnceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing
Time for Bristol to sexsplain things. Did we tell you Bristol Palin is pregnant again? No, we did not. (WONKET MALPRACTICE.) Oh well, we’re sure you saw it on Alex Jones or Maury Povich or wherever...
View ArticleWho The Hell Is Sean Hannity’s New Fake-News Boyfriend ‘Kim Dotcom’?
This week we learned that Sean Hannity COULD NOT shut up about the sad conspiracy theory that young DNC staffer Seth Rich WAS MURDERED BY HILLARY CLINTON. He couldn’t shut up about it because then he...
View ArticleMike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because...
Twin Pizzagate idiots Mike Cernovich and Alex Jones have some harsh words for you, the Deep State, and Hollywood’s Morgan Freeman. They know full well that the only reason people hate them, Hollywood...
View ArticleLeave Angela Lansbury Alone!
I am, notably, a very big fan of Dame Angela Lansbury. I even dressed up as Serial Killer Jessica Fletcher for Halloween last year. I spent hours as a child trying to force my sister to learn Bea...
View ArticleHey Conservatives, It’s Not Our Fault That You Suck At Art.
Since the dawn of motion pictures, Conservatives have been at war with Hollywood — from early censorship bills to conservative studio heads attempting to kill unions and police the behavior of their...
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